tori quotes from the stage...

November 27, 2001
Paris, France

So um, this little song was actually written in um, a little hotel in Champagne. And the reason for that was, cause I was drinking some champagne and um, I was with two women friends. Actually three, but two were in a battle, you know, one of those you know one of those cat battles? Oh my god, gives me a headache thinking about it. And one of them was my best friend. And she was fighting with the friend that she brought, who I actually liked. But that's not a point. She's very nice, but anyway.. Um, so those two were having it out til the death, and I was running around with bottles of Krug for everybody. "Just have one more of these, it'll be ok." So, what happened to me though was um, I was coming down with mine, and I was in one of these cute litle two-story things and um, I forgot that I had on these platform shoes, and there was this circular staircase, and you know what...

[begins Playboy Mommy on the wurlitzer...]