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September 29, 2001
Clearwater, Florida

So um, the baby made her first bus ride today. Um, very tricky thing, um, toddlers. Um, she unm, thinks that everything is "no". So we're in the middle of Sears, right? And um, don't ask me why I'm in the middle of Sears, but I was in the middle of Sears. And it's trying to explain to this lady why I wasn't gonna give her my phone number. And it's just very weird. So um, basically, we couldn't pick up the buggy unless I gave her a phone number. So I said, "Ok, I'll give you a phone number." So if anybody calls you about a buggy, um... this is the thing... So Natashya decides she's gonna pick up anything and everything in this store. So she decides she's gonna pick up her Prada um, baby bag. Yes, we have a Prada diaper bag, yes. So anyway, um, and so she tries to pick it up and of course it's two thousand pounds. And so she tries to drag it, and we all look at her and say, "No." And she slings this thing, throws clothes down at Sears, starts runinng like this going, "no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no," sits down, cries, says, "no, no." Everything is "no." Yeah, I know...

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